10 Arizona Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

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10 Arizona Town Names That’ll Make Your GPS Have an Existential Crisis

Arizona’s spirit of eccentricity lives on in the names of its towns—names that leave travelers double-checking their map apps just to make sure they’re still in reality. Here are ten towns across Arizona that will make even the spiffiest GPS pause in digital confusion.

1. Why

Located at a Y-shaped highway intersection, the town could only be named “Why” because Arizona law requires town names to be at least three letters long—so “Y” became “Why”.

2. Nothing

Nothing is aptly named: a ghost town with literally nothing left to show for it but a sign humorously announcing “Nothing.” For a brief moment, it confused both travelers and their navigation systems.

3. Show Low

This town got its name from a legendary high-stakes card game. The saying “If you can show low, you win” stuck—and thanks to a deuce of clubs, the town became Show Low. To this day, its main street is named “Deuce of Clubs”.

4. Three Way

This odd, provocative name has nothing to do with innuendo—it’s simply named for the junction where three highways meet. But your GPS might still blush before offering directions.

5. Surprise

Supposedly, the town’s founder said she’d be “surprised if the town ever amounted to much.” The name survived—and your GPS might wonder what you’re in for.

6. Chloride

Named after the silver chloride found in the nearby hills, Chloride sounds more like a swimming pool ingredient than a historic mining town.

7. Skull Valley

Legend has it that this eerie-sounding spot was named for the many skulls found in the area after a battle. It’s a genuine place—creepy name and all.

8. Bagdad

Unrelated to the capital of Iraq, Arizona’s version is a copper mining community whose name seems to randomly borrow from global geography.

9. Strawberry

No, there aren’t endless berry fields—just early settlers christening the area after the wild strawberries they found here. Still a sweet name for your GPS to process.

10. Tuba City

Named after a Hopi chief, “Tuba” just seems out of place in Arizona—no musical instrument required for entry.

Honorable Mentions

Goodyear (yes, like the tires).

Happy Jack (named after either a cheerful lumberman or a Wyoming outlaw, depending on who you ask).

Santa Claus (now a ghost town, but the name endures).

Table: 10 Bizarre Arizona Town Names

Town NameWhat Makes It Wild
WhyNamed after a Y-intersection, law forced the name change
NothingLiteral ghost town with nothing left
Show LowWon in a game of cards, “Show Low” for the lowest card
Three WayIntersection of three highways
SurpriseFounder didn’t expect it to amount to much
ChlorideNamed for silver chloride, not a pool chemical
Skull ValleyNamed after skulls found in the area
BagdadName borrowed from Iraq’s capital, copper mining town
StrawberryNamed for wild strawberries found by early settlers
Tuba CityNamed for a Hopi chief, not the instrument

Arizona’s towns are as wild and quirky as its landscapes—drive through, and your GPS will never be the same!

Sources

[1] https://www.worldatlas.com/cities/6-bizarrely-named-towns-in-arizona.html
[2] https://www.reddit.com/r/arizona/comments/1lbqvrk/most_interestingfunnystrange_arizona_place_name/
[3] https://curator135.com/2024/06/22/unusual-town-names-in-arizona/
[4] https://coppercourier.com/community/arizona-towns-with-questionable-names/
[5] https://www.arizonahighways.com/classroom/arizona-place-names

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